In the world of business and I do mean big business here, it is not unusual to see stunning perfectly coiffed women on the arms of men who apart from their Armani suits don’t look like they belong together. But looking at them, you would think her world revolves around him, and for the night it does. Welcome to the world of escorts, where sex comes in a designer package, softcore bed games, bondage and your deepest secrets come true, cheap escorts are worth so much more, East London, central and West London compete for beauty and the game can be played every night.
These beautiful talented charming escorts, you’re welcome ladies, have been around for awhile and the service they are most called out for is to offer the client the girlfriend experience of his dream. So it would act out a little like a movie scene a girl walks into a hotel, finds out she’s been stood up, the charming guy beside her at the bar becomes a knight in shining armour and saves the day or rather night and ends with the making of a softcore blue movie. Be warned however, the experience while providing an ego boost that could fuel NASA space crafts could be s far from cheap as you can get. London escorts don’t usually come cheap unless you know where to look.
A night with the girl of your dreams, and yes this is a euphemism for sex, and she would be because you picked her according to the features you find most appealing in the female species, could cost you anywhere from 150 pounds upwards. For other extras in the escorts sale package: freaky sex, getaways, entire nights, bondage play, S & M whether softcore or a little extreme will cost you, well extra, and will depend on the girl you get. Ladies in the trade are pretty open-minded it’s kind of an unwritten rule.
The beautiful thing with hiring escorts is the confidentiality; the no-strings attached no commitment aspect and of course these girls have got some serious sex skills that will have you curling your toes, singing hallelujah and your eyes rolling back in the sockets. But is it really worth paying that much for? With the resounding yes am assuming everyone hollered, this is the perfect time to say that there are cheaper agencies in London that will offer the same services. People usually equate cheap to lower quality, but this is not always the case. If your friend was to buy a hat in Bloomingdale and then you walked into Primark and got the same exact hat but for a much lower price, am guessing you would be grinning like the Cheshire cat the entire day. Same principle, it’s getting the same product but one agency doesn’t charge you for the booking as well as their expenses. Agencies located in East London are more likely to have better value in prices starting from as cheap as £80 such as the xLondonEscorts which goes an extra mile of providing you a list of London escort agencies so you can see the luck you stumbled into in your online endeavours. On the other side of the coin are agencies in Knightsbridge and Mayair that charge ridiculous amounts from £500 to a whooping £20,000 just for the night. Makes you wonder what extras come with that package, (softcore foreplay and an encore of an acrobatic act would be my guess) and whether you can marry and divorce the lady in the period.
Charlie Sheen once said he pays women to leave not for the sex. If this is your principle as well then cheap East London escorts work just as fine as the court ladies of Knightsbridge. But is sophistication is your main aim and you demand nothing but the royalty when it comes to this, spend away but just because escorts are cheap doesn’t mean they are uncultured. And this is about to become a political debate so let’s speak sex, softcore please otherwise yours truly will be in the slammer tonight. Kama Sutra had people wanting to join yoga or the circus to have sex like that and with the professional know how of escorts, hats off darlings, you can have it all. And that is a softcore production that would sell, cheap if you please, East London is a place of value and we’d appreciate if it remained so.
So with that said, you might want to visit East London to see some of the cheap escorts available for a dreamy experience whether it includes sex, the famous girlfriend experience, softcore foreplay an East London tour and preferably the biological tour of an East London lady’s anatomy at all. Convenience, privacy, confidentiality, out of this world lovemaking, for the romantically inclined at an amazing price is what awaits with some agencies or for the exorbitant prices that could just as easily curl your toes.